Thought Balloons Appear In Commons

London - Thought balloons mysteriously appeared over the heads of MP's this week in the House of Commons, disrupting the proceedings at Prime Minister's Question Time.

Speaker Michael Martin was at a loss as to how to proceed, as protocols are largely based on speaking.

His own thought balloon faded in and out during the proceedings with the word 'Airmiles' clearly visible.

Not surprisingly, the ghost-like text in the thought balloon of Fred Coconut - MP for Bolton West - echoed the feeling of the Conservative Party:

"That Brown does go on a bit doesn't he, bloody hell.", alternating with "Why can't we have chicks like Sarah Palin here instead of these dirty old cows?"

Patsy Brokentrousers - MP for Clywd - appeared to be daydreaming most of the time, and visibly ran through the entire McDonalds 99p menu.

"Chaos!" Slammed Prime Minister Gordon Brown. "But it will get better." he concluded while looking over his shoulder.

Adapted from a report in The Spoof.